dear mr mcdonald, clown-faced multinational giant,
my friend belinda and i have decided that ronald mcdonald, grimace, hamburglar, and friends, are lonely.
we would like to offer our services as twin elephants. not simply twin elephants, but elephants who wear baggy tshirts and/or several tops at once in unsuccessful attempts to cover our protruding stomachs.
given our poor self-image and the resultant shared consensus that we are becoming increasingly elephantish in appearance, we are willing to be plastered across happy meal boxes and writ tiny as twin elephant stuffed toys.
we feel that, as cuddly, embarrassed elephants, we would be the perfect addition to the happy mcdonald family/empire.
we anxiously await your reply!
sincerely,
belinda and alix.
my friend belinda and i have decided that ronald mcdonald, grimace, hamburglar, and friends, are lonely.
we would like to offer our services as twin elephants. not simply twin elephants, but elephants who wear baggy tshirts and/or several tops at once in unsuccessful attempts to cover our protruding stomachs.
given our poor self-image and the resultant shared consensus that we are becoming increasingly elephantish in appearance, we are willing to be plastered across happy meal boxes and writ tiny as twin elephant stuffed toys.
we feel that, as cuddly, embarrassed elephants, we would be the perfect addition to the happy mcdonald family/empire.
we anxiously await your reply!
sincerely,
belinda and alix.
alix exploded at 8:40 PM
1 comments:
Dear Belinda & Alix,
Thank you for your keen interest in being a part of the McDonals family. Unfortunately, after checking your references and other details, it has been revealed that in fact neither of you is anywhere near becoming an elephant or anything resembling it.
At McDonalds, we have set a high standard for our company and our marketting department is not excepmt from this, and as such we believe it would be unfair to present an image that is false to the public.
Thank you once again and may you continue to realise that you're not fat and never will be.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr Ronald McDonal
Multi-national Giant
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