last night kerensa and i went to a gig far far away. we are a comedic duo and we wop wop wop wop wop to every single song. the drummer of one of the bands was checking me out when he was playing but only so he could get to kerensa because kerensa's legs more closely resemble a chicken's than mine do. simmo told me you are a hottie and i told him i think you're hot too and it was awkward for a bit but then we burst out laughing. he provides the self esteem, i provide the fake pearls and mini skirts. and then we went on adventures with some silly boys, eventually ending up at the bottom of a krispy kremes box. we decided that everything cool and phat would now be called pregnant which was hilariously funny at the time and hey still kinda is, like when you compliment a friend on their outfit that outfit is pregnant or when you answer someone when they ask how you're going pregnant thanks and you? i got home at three ay em and i didn't get up until one pee em which provides a nice little pattern for the week NOT.