like fully oh wow

i never want to hear the engaged sound on a phone again, nor do i ever want to click on 'try again' on a stupid website that won't open. in fact, i'm going to stay well away from ticketmaster for the next little while.

chris martin and those other dudes that play cold music better appreciate this. they better stop in the middle of some mind blowingly brilliant song (and they better be mind blowingly brilliant) just to personally thank those of us who spent many hours and monies acquiring tickets. they better say 'alix, kerensa...you are a credit to your families and your country and stuff. if not for you, we would not be as incontinently rich as we are. thank you for your patience and your service to all of mankind.' and they better get the lighting guy to throw a spotlight on us. and free tickets to the next coldplay gig would be nice too. you know, to make up for the ridiculous sum we spent on tickets this time.

but i can't wait hey.