VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IS THE BIGGEST LOSER EVER
sif you'd spend two years making a human out of left-over body parts just to DESERT your poor creation as soon as his eyes snap open because OH MY GOSH he's like ugly and stuff and like wow you can't make stuff as good as god can who would've guessed?
sif you'd be such a coward that instead of taking responsibility for your stupidity and look after the poor confused creature you sculpted so crudely you'd run away with your arms flailing and all sobbing and feeling sorry for yourself and then collapse into a nervous fever for months
WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? yeah i'll just let him roam free and he'll self-combust or something I DON'T KNOW he's just an ugly brute he won't mind that the whole world will shun him because humans are superficial and can't hack his yellowy eyes and the fact that he's eight foot tall don't blame ME i just think i'm the best because i'm eloquent and rich
sif you'd spend two years making a human out of left-over body parts just to DESERT your poor creation as soon as his eyes snap open because OH MY GOSH he's like ugly and stuff and like wow you can't make stuff as good as god can who would've guessed?
sif you'd be such a coward that instead of taking responsibility for your stupidity and look after the poor confused creature you sculpted so crudely you'd run away with your arms flailing and all sobbing and feeling sorry for yourself and then collapse into a nervous fever for months
WHAT DID HE THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? yeah i'll just let him roam free and he'll self-combust or something I DON'T KNOW he's just an ugly brute he won't mind that the whole world will shun him because humans are superficial and can't hack his yellowy eyes and the fact that he's eight foot tall don't blame ME i just think i'm the best because i'm eloquent and rich
alix exploded at 5:32 PM
4 comments:
Wow! So Frankenstein was 8 foot ay? Too bad he had yellowy eyes tho, it would have been perfect if one was green and the other blue...
lol jess! indeed. :D
Nahhhhh Heart of Darkness sucks more. "Joseph Conrad was born Jozef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski." Sif you wouldn't keep the original spelling and be Jozef Konrad - waaaaaaaay cooler. Then maybe he could have written a book I could write an essay on. By the way, it's 11am Wednesday morning and my essay is still not written.
*dies*
Nica
me tooo! i'm sitting here wondering why my brain doesn't get that it was due YESTERDAY and i need to write the stupid essay!
the novel frankenstein doesn't suck, just the character does. it's actually a brilliant book. and i know heart of darkness is shocking, i read the first two pages in year 11 and then wrote an assessment task on it. :P
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