Thursday, November 03, 2005

today i was looking through one of those which bikini suits your body-type magazine special things. curvy? nuh. petite? judging by the number of guys i know who are my height...nuh. pear-shaped? nuh. the only one left is athletic.
argh.
they don't have one for people who used to be athletic in shape and in lifestyle and who are now seriously contemplating applying for the australian edition of the biggest loser because even their friends call them morbidly obese.
not even a little side panel.
or a little handy hint.

full head-to-toe coverage is looking like a good option this summer.

1 comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok:
1. Those shapes are generalisations, obviously not all people will fit into one or the other, and some may fit both.
2. I would consider you athletic by the magazine's standards. I don't think their definition of athletic is can swim at state level. You may not think ur buff anymoore, but you've still got the body of someone who's athletic.
3. Besides all that, just wear what's comfortable. Whatever you wear, I guarantee you'll look awesome (at least in my eyes if no-one else :p)
4. You're not really morbidly obese.

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