the boy is addicted to strong bad emails.
ADD
IC
TED.

i ask him a question and he says "with marzipan's radish we're gonna win the competition" and he notifies me when a new email is put up and i think his homepage is now homestarrunner.

AND he has wild dreams of emailing strong bad and enticing him to drag his boxing gloves away from the newly-makey-outey the ugly one and fall in love with him!!

i am one hundred million per cent serious and like so jealous right now.

i am trying hard not to believe it but i think he cares more about this weird looking little guy...
than he does about his poor girlfriend!!