"Michael turned up and we all went inside. Once we'd been eating for awhile and Steve had felt the need to point out every other attractive woman he noticed, he then told me that if I wanted sex, he could introduce me to some female friends of his. "They don't want a relationship, but they're up for some fun!" he said. I pointed out in reply that it was actually a relationship I wanted. He looked confused. "Besides", I continued, "even if I did want sex just for the sake of sex, then how do I know I wouldn't get an STD from them?" Steve insisted that they didn't have any STDs because "they don't sleep with just anyone". However, if they're willing to have sex with me, then I'd bet that they just might. Then I pointed out that no contraceptive is 100% foolproof and I don't want to risk becoming a father at this point in time. Steve counted that by saying that if she got pregnant, she could just get an abortion. I responded that I wasn't a fan of killing my children. Steve chewed on his steak."

best paragraph ever. mark is my homeboy.