on wednesday i learnt a skill at university like wow
i poured tomato and bbq sauce simultaneously in a long gooey line on ugly brown sausages
i did swirls and dots to prove to an engineer that arts kids do it better
i squirted it all over a science kid's hand because he said sauce girls are losers
then when i got bored i made my boyfriend be sauce girl.
i am talented.
but not as much as lara who takes rad pictures:
alix exploded at 4:20 PM
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Said boyfriend proceeded to give not enough sauce to people, so they came back for more. This was:
a) encouraging because felt like had more friends
b) a source of disillusionment due to ineptitude for sauciness.
Oh well. Didn't want to be saucy anyways.
I was going to write something poetic, like that rhymed. But alas, the mind tonight is weak.
Always notawesome,
D.
alix,
now im back at uni you need to update your blog more often, cause otherwise ill have to actually study or something!?!
i mean come on!
;)
Found you on last.fm as a neighbour. I must've seen you at Uni on Tuesday walking past that BBQ. I've never actually eaten any of those sausages. Free sausages just don't really seem worth lining up for.
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