you know those infotainment shows on late night and midday teevee?
well, because australia has such an abundance of wonderful television programs to fill up it's stations' days, the infotainment starts at nine ay em. today while i was eating my breakfast, an ad came on for
the PSYCHOTIC VACUUM CLEANER!*
it's like all your mental health issues in one little unit! it's like, buy this vacuum cleaner for fifty two instalments of $59.95 plus postage and handling and it will follow you around the house sucking up your furniture and spurting its dust all over your kitchen with a maniacal grin and then it will sink into a deep depression and refuse to move from your bed! call now!!
*it was actually a cyclonic vacuum cleaner...i wonder if the marketing kids have realised what that name sounds like when the little man who talks all fast and excited plugs it. (get it? plugs it? plug in a vacuum cleaner? oh i'm so punny.)
well, because australia has such an abundance of wonderful television programs to fill up it's stations' days, the infotainment starts at nine ay em. today while i was eating my breakfast, an ad came on for
the PSYCHOTIC VACUUM CLEANER!*
it's like all your mental health issues in one little unit! it's like, buy this vacuum cleaner for fifty two instalments of $59.95 plus postage and handling and it will follow you around the house sucking up your furniture and spurting its dust all over your kitchen with a maniacal grin and then it will sink into a deep depression and refuse to move from your bed! call now!!
*it was actually a cyclonic vacuum cleaner...i wonder if the marketing kids have realised what that name sounds like when the little man who talks all fast and excited plugs it. (get it? plugs it? plug in a vacuum cleaner? oh i'm so punny.)
alix exploded at 9:26 AM
0 comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home